Sunday, May 11, 2014

VOLTRON:Episode 2--Escape to Another Planet

Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do when they come for you.
 
Well our five bad ass space explorers are being chased by the Doom army.  Its like straight out of Empire Strikes Back when the Falcon is trying to outrun the Empire.  So they get shot down real quick and crash on planet Aries.  Which is really lucky considering THAT'S WHERE THE GIANT DAMN ROBOT IS!!!  Geez, why are evil armies of destruction so stupid.  Blow them out of the sky when there in space!! 
 
So now our heroes have to go find the ancient castle of the King of Aries to look for clues about Voltron.  But it won't be an easy trip.
 
You know, I now know why I want to rewatch these shows so bad.  So my adult mind can blow giant holes in the plot I overlooked as a kid.  Problem is the damn dialog more than anything else.  This would be such an awesome story if the cast would stop getting the scripts from the writers of fucking BLUE'S CLUES.  Watch the episode up top and you'll see what I mean.